President's Message
So where do I begin? With "I'm having the best round of my life" backstabbing, greedy punk Pirate Pete Andras? Or with our amazing line up of entertainment? I think that it's important that everyone is aware that if you are paired with Larry Werkhoven this year, it is your official duty to play so poorly, get so Adam Underhill drunk that Larry loses... and if you make it all the way down to Shithead Jeff will have a special prize waiting just for you! If you, like Pete, feel tempted to see your name on the LPS trophy the other pair in your foursome will insist that you down two shotguns and hopefully drink some sense into you. Good luck to you Larry!

This year's big change comes in the form of entertainment!!! We have booked the highly talented, truly infamous (a la Three Amigos), internationally celebrated recording aritsts The Humby Brothers! These guys are so good that Leonard P. himself would throw his panties at them. Also, be prepared for a cameo appearance by an artist of such acclaim that he needs no further introduction.

We were pleased with the taste, ease, and cheaper price of the roast beef that we've decided to go that route again this year. Actually, the drunkards who hung around LPS Headquarters all night ate up all of the leftovers so if really drunk people liked the food that much, we're sticking with it -- hey, we know our audience!

The early tee times worked out last year so we're sticking with them: the first tee time is 9:00 a.m. The early start gives us more time to enjoy the barbecue. This means that folks need to be at the course (and ready to go) by 8:30 a.m. E-mail me if you are really unable to make it that early. Besides, so many of us have kids these days that we're up anyway.

We're still holding at $65 for golf, the dinner, and prizes. If you are bringing someone to the dinner or if you're just coming to the party, $5 is appreciated to cover costs.

Again, the first tee time is 9:00 a.m. so please be on time. If you absolutely MUST golf with someone, you have to let us know BEFORE the tourney day so that foursomes can be arranged. It's a huge pain in the ass to change on the day so make your requests known early - no guarantees that it'll work out, but we will try to put folks with at least one of their requested golfmates.

Thanks again go out to computer whiz extraordinaire, Peter "Ponytail" Casselman. Hopefully we can get Sweet Pete to show off some more of his mad skillz jamming with the band later too.

See you bright and early on the 12th!