Sleeping Arrangements
We don't sit still for long and I'm sure you'll all notice something different when you arrive at the LPS estate... a flood and a fire also necessitated some unplanned changes to our place. The basement may or may not be finished following an ankle deep flood which uncovered some nasty mould in the walls. Workers have been advised that the LPS tourney expects nothing but the best in cold, clammy basements for a good place to pass out and are working feverishly to get this done. A fire in our chicken coop caused the construction of an even bigger coop, but if you wish to sleep here you'll be sharing it with 9 chickens and 15 ducks.

Our back yard is the best place to camp near the party but be sure to situate far enough from Brent's snoring to actually get some sleep. We are going to try to do something about the bugs but we've noticed that if you drink enough, they don't seem to bother you. Tradition has it that we nurse hangovers with Mo-mos and Portugese Chicken at Zwick's the morning after. As you are all such close, personal friends of the President, all shore passes to The Belleville Waterfront Festival are free.

A word to the wise: alpacas spit a bile-like mung bit of nastiness if you really mess with them - I wouldn't mess with them. And Arkett: Stay away from Rio!